Recreate history with the flip of a card
After narrowly defeating George W. Bush in the 2000 presidential election, Al Gore went on to establish policies that ultimately thwarted terrorist attacks planned against the White House, the Pentagon and the World Trade Center. Unfortunately, the terrorists returned and…
See how this ‘Machine’ runs
I recently had the chance to interview singer Brandon Curtis of The Secret Machines. I discussed his new single, "Like I Can," as well as the state of things at TSM headquarters and the status of the group’s facial hair….
Fusion fails at Rizzio’s
Rizzio’s Eats and Sweets, an outgrowth of Wonton House, is all about food at affordable prices. Calzones and personal pizzas selling for $5.50 apiece are the driving force behind Rizzio’s sales in a cash-strapped college market. A filling meal for…
Talking funny with Daniel Tosh
Let’s set the record straight: Daniel Tosh was, in fact, born in Germany. However, no matter what his high school’s fan-edited Wikipedia page tells you, he does not return there from time to time to receive hormone treatments so that…
Keith Harris – 2/12/10
Corporate America has just scored yet another victory at the expense of the American people. With its precedent-shattering decision in Citizens United vs. Federal Election Commission, the Supreme Court has essentially given corporations and unions a free pass to spend…
Shortie Says – 2/12/10
Dear Shortie,Recently I have had a lot of itching in my pubic area and I have noticed some red spots in my underwear. The itching is very frequent and it looks like I have small crab-like parasites around my genitals….
Lori Moreth – 2/12/10
On January 21, 2010, the Supreme Court rendered a landmark decision, in the case of Citizens United vs. Federal Election Committee, which ruled in favor of Citizens United. It was a conservative majority of justices who upheld our First Amendment…
Winter Olympics discriminate against women
The 2010 Olympics are here, and I’m normally excited to watch. I love athletic competition, and the Olympics are usually able to provide a wide variety of athleticism to viewers worldwide. However, I have chosen this year not to support…
‘Dear John’ doesn’t quite deliver
A "Dear John" letter is written to inform a lover that the relationship is over, such is the case for protagonist John Tyree in the film "Dear John." The film is an adaptation of a novel by the same name,…
Ice skating team continues success at competitive level
Elegance. Grace. Poise. Determination. These words can all be used to describe the Oswego State synchronized skating team, the Ice Effects, who qualified for the 2010 U.S. Synchronized Figure Skating Championship from March 4-6 in Minneapolis, Minn. The Ice Effects…
