Shortie Says!
Dear Shortie,I recently had sex with my boyfriend. Unfortunately, the condom broke. I am really scared and terrified; I don’t know what to do. Will I become pregnant? Someone please help me!-Accidental Breakage Dear Accidental Breakage, Hopefully, you discovered this…
Stewart, Colbert still ultimate watchdogs
As a college student, I almost feel it’s my obligation to say that I love "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report." Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are two of the most brilliant satirists in recent memory, fearlessly mocking politicians…
Apple’s latest invention falls short of glory
Apple Software has come up with many inventions that have made life for the U.S. population a bit easier. Its laptops, including the sleek Macbook and paper-thin Mac Air, continue to assist business employees and college students. When it comes…
Frank Zappa still electrifies
So I’m graduating in less than a month, but don’t worry, I’m not going to waste your time with some sententious twaddle about growing up and blossoming into an adult and all that hogwash. I’m here to tell you about…
Aggravated unlicensed operation vehicle
Zachary Longobardi, 21, was issued an appearance ticket on April 13 at 2:45 a.m. on Sweet Road. Longobardi was charged with one count of aggravated unlicensed operation vehicle in the third degree and one count of traffic device violation: red….
Unlawful possession of marijuana
Timothy Cunningham of Cayuga Hall was issued an appearance ticket on April 13 at 7:31 p.m. in the woods south of the lagoon. Cunningham, 19, was charged with one count of unlawful possession of marijuana. His arraignment date is April…
She Said – 4/23/10
In today’s modern world with our advances in society, it would be nice to think that the size of a man’s unit isn’t important to most women. Unfortunately, this column is about being honest and giving the realistic answers so…
He Said – 4/23/10
As a heterosexual male, asking me if size matters is a tough question to answer. Now that that’s out of the way, let me be honest and say that size should only matter if you do not plan on being…
Motor vehicle violation: registration suspended
Caitlin Shevlin, 19, was issued an appearance ticket at 4:21 on April 13 on Iroquois Trail. Shevlin was charged with one count motor vehicle violation: registration suspended and one count aggravated unlicensed operation vehicle in the third degree. Her arraignment…
Nuclear weapons don’t fuel Arab-Israeli conflict
To the Editor, I very much enjoy reading the "Political Showdown" between Keith Harris and Lori Moreth. In this past weeks’ issue on Friday, April 16, Harris mentioned something that I found very disenchanting. In the discussion of President Obama’s…
