The Oswegonian

The Independent Student Newspaper of Oswego State

DATE

Dec. 23, 2024

Month: November 2009

Archives Opinion

Shortie Says – 11/13/09

Shortie,I love using my vibrator, but I recently heard that using a vibrator could desensitize my clitoris. Should I throw my vibrator out?-Bad Vibrations Dear Bad Vibrations,I have good news! Vibrators do not cause desensitization! While some women experience mild…

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In all seriousness, why can’t I smile?

Recently, a professor of mine warned the class about the dangers of putting anything "cute" in e-mails to professors, resumes or anything formal. I understand the necessities of formality and seriousness, but I still have trouble with the fact that…

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Letter to the Editor – Careless words hamper cultural growth

It is with great sadness that we write this letter. After reading The Oswegonian on October 30th, we feel that, as members of the campus and wider community, we cannot remain silent. The opinion in the piece titled "Where is…

Archives Laker Review

Fuel up with city’s newest pizza place

Ask any true connoisseur of pizza and they’ll tell you that great pizza is hard to come by. While there is a plethora of pizzerias in Oswego, few offer that great pizza you’d swear was baked fresh in the old…

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Assassin’s Creed 2

"Assassin’s Creed 2," developed by Ubisoft, has players assume the role of Ezio Auditore da Firenze, an assassin during the Italian renaissance. Venice, Rome, and Florence will be the main cities for players to explore and complete missions for various…

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‘Tranzitional’ times for local musician

Oswego State senior Dahl Todd is the mastermind behind this solo project. Most of his work is classified as tranz, instead of techno. Tranz uses more vocals and is a slower pace than techno. Todd has developed six albums over…

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In The Office – Cheer up, don’t let college perils get you down

We have passed the midterm hump of the semester and with our glorious winter break end in sight, I would like to use this space to make a few notes about something I think a lot of us disregard or…

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New Super Mario

Nintendo doesn’t deviate too much from the classic Mario platformer in "New Super Mario Bros. Wii." The goal is the same as it’s been since the beginning: kill enemies and get coins while striving toward the castle to rescue the…

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Obama detractors quick to play Socialist card?

Glenn Beck has insisted upon it and protesters have shouted it: Americans hate socialism. At least, those Americans, including the man himself, capable of believing a word Glenn Beck says, hate socialism. Beck and his cohorts at Fox News, accompanied…

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Resident Evil

"Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles," developed by Capcom, sticks with the railed, arcade shooter style of the previous iteration, "Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles." There are, however, several new improvements that give it it’s own unique flavor. Players will recognize…